[ John, for his part, hasn't touched his own teapot: he just gave it a long, wry look, as though acknowledging some sort of private joke. He seems content to amuse himself with the conversation starters, instead. ]

Sure, but at least it'd keep your commute interesting. Imagine trying to get to work and suddenly you're the only guy in a world of, I don't know, talking puppets.

[ muppets lore: solved ]