1. through the maze [ Wu isn't quite sure what is going on. He isn't sure, but the manicured hedges feel familiar, and that's good enough for him. First order of business: find someone who can handle it. Whoever that is, he's not sure, but he's quite sure he'll find the right man for the job.
It's a rather pleasant maze. It's a little chilly, and his clothes are a little strange, but he rather likes the fringe down his dark, forest green, puffy thighed pants, and the tight white leggings under them that disappear into nice leather boots. Not exactly walking attire, but he's alright with it.
What he didn't expect to find were the obstacles along the way. When he first finds a pond, he thinks it's a nice decoration, but a little odd since he can't go around it. It doesn't even occur to him to wade through it. You may find him contemplating the pond, or turning around and just walking away from it, back the way he came.
You may also run into him crouched on the edge of the pit of cacti, peering down into it, bemused ]
I really don't think this gardener has a good eye. This is dangerous! And you really can't enjoy the plant when it's below ground.
[ Or, you might hear a high-pitched scream echoing around the maze as Wu is caught in the vines. He fights them as best he can, but his best isn't very good, and they'll subsume him pretty quick if no one comes to help! ]
2. speak to the manager [ Wu's been trying to get the receptionist to listen to him for minutes now and the man is just smiling placidly at him, and Wu's patience is at it's very razor's edge ]
That's not what I asked you! I asked about hair products. What's in my room is sorely lacking, and I demand some adequate assistance here! I tried to be reasonable, but I'm afraid I need to go above you. Who do you report to, Mr..?
[ The man doesn't even have the decency to say his name! Or have a name tag! ]
We're so glad you chose to stay at the Staywell. Enjoy your stay!
[ The man already said that, and Wu let's out an infuriated noise, his hands balled into fists at his sides ]
I will not enjoy my stay! I'm giving you a terrible review! Say goodbye to seeing any of my money!
Wellstone's not what it used to be, but we're really working to ramp up tourism. You're here, aren't you?
[ Wu lets out a screech, and literally stomps his foot into the ground. He looks like he might throw down with the receptionist--at least in words. Help? ]
c. tea for two [ Wu breathes in the scent of the tea with a deep, contented sigh. This feels nice and familiar too, like sinking into a favorite robe (at least his wardrobe is sufficient. The robe he found in his room is a nice, rich brocade).
The teapot is in the shape of a fat badgermole, which he finds delightful, and he pours himself some tea into his delicate cup. If he wasn't already bubbly enough, the tea gives him an extra boost, and he looks up when you come past, toasting you with his little cup ]
Oh, hello! Don't have a seat yet, come sit on down with old Wu. The tea's great!
wu | legend of korra | crau?? maybe
[ Wu isn't quite sure what is going on. He isn't sure, but the manicured hedges feel familiar, and that's good enough for him. First order of business: find someone who can handle it. Whoever that is, he's not sure, but he's quite sure he'll find the right man for the job.
It's a rather pleasant maze. It's a little chilly, and his clothes are a little strange, but he rather likes the fringe down his dark, forest green, puffy thighed pants, and the tight white leggings under them that disappear into nice leather boots. Not exactly walking attire, but he's alright with it.
What he didn't expect to find were the obstacles along the way. When he first finds a pond, he thinks it's a nice decoration, but a little odd since he can't go around it. It doesn't even occur to him to wade through it. You may find him contemplating the pond, or turning around and just walking away from it, back the way he came.
You may also run into him crouched on the edge of the pit of cacti, peering down into it, bemused ]
I really don't think this gardener has a good eye. This is dangerous! And you really can't enjoy the plant when it's below ground.
[ Or, you might hear a high-pitched scream echoing around the maze as Wu is caught in the vines. He fights them as best he can, but his best isn't very good, and they'll subsume him pretty quick if no one comes to help! ]
2. speak to the manager
[ Wu's been trying to get the receptionist to listen to him for minutes now and the man is just smiling placidly at him, and Wu's patience is at it's very razor's edge ]
That's not what I asked you! I asked about hair products. What's in my room is sorely lacking, and I demand some adequate assistance here! I tried to be reasonable, but I'm afraid I need to go above you. Who do you report to, Mr..?
[ The man doesn't even have the decency to say his name! Or have a name tag! ]
We're so glad you chose to stay at the Staywell. Enjoy your stay!
[ The man already said that, and Wu let's out an infuriated noise, his hands balled into fists at his sides ]
I will not enjoy my stay! I'm giving you a terrible review! Say goodbye to seeing any of my money!
Wellstone's not what it used to be, but we're really working to ramp up tourism. You're here, aren't you?
[ Wu lets out a screech, and literally stomps his foot into the ground. He looks like he might throw down with the receptionist--at least in words. Help? ]
c. tea for two
[ Wu breathes in the scent of the tea with a deep, contented sigh. This feels nice and familiar too, like sinking into a favorite robe (at least his wardrobe is sufficient. The robe he found in his room is a nice, rich brocade).
The teapot is in the shape of a fat badgermole, which he finds delightful, and he pours himself some tea into his delicate cup. If he wasn't already bubbly enough, the tea gives him an extra boost, and he looks up when you come past, toasting you with his little cup ]
Oh, hello! Don't have a seat yet, come sit on down with old Wu. The tea's great!