Wow, okay. Not that he doesn't deserve it, but that's a little harsh.

"Damn," John murmurs, and then amends, "Goddamn," like that'll be the thing to stick the landing.

Finally he goes for: "You know, I've never been asked to prove it. This is a new one for me. We could start speedrunning miracles, but I can't remember any of the greatest hits, so I'd rather we skip that bit and save me the embarrassment. Would it help if we got out of the graveyard? I like the ambience, but it does seem a little on-the-nose."