He winces a little: it kind of hurts to watch. There's enthusiasm, and then there's this. Which is how he knows she wants to be out the door and into the woods before they've even finished lunch.

"I got the coolest sword." This is objectively true and he says it like apologetic fact. "Not the only one. I'll warn you, not all of them were useful. I've seen wooden swords, cardboard swords, and one really impressive gummi worm. Even then, I can't promise the trial is still out there. It's been a few weeks, and things here tend to come and go."