You pull the sword from the stone! But it's oddly light. And not shiny at all. As soon as it's free from the stone, you realize that it's actually just... a toilet paper roll? That's as long as a long sword? And it still has toilet paper on it? The toilet paper does unroll when you swing it. At least the hilt fits your hand nicely!
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You pull the sword from the stone! But it's oddly light. And not shiny at all. As soon as it's free from the stone, you realize that it's actually just... a toilet paper roll? That's as long as a long sword? And it still has toilet paper on it? The toilet paper does unroll when you swing it. At least the hilt fits your hand nicely!