You pull the sword from the stone. It's weirdly light. Hey, wait. This isn't a sword at all! This is... a giant popsicle stick? It's stained red where it was embedded in the stone, and smells vaguely fruity. There's a joke printed in giant, faded letters on one side. It reads "What falls down but never gets hurt?"
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You pull the sword from the stone. It's weirdly light. Hey, wait. This isn't a sword at all! This is... a giant popsicle stick? It's stained red where it was embedded in the stone, and smells vaguely fruity. There's a joke printed in giant, faded letters on one side. It reads "What falls down but never gets hurt?"
There is no answer to the joke.