Palamedes is a mistletoe slut who kissed everyone under the mistletoe

Palamedes once proposed marriage and got rejected

Palamedes thinks the little dresses nurses wear are sexy

Palamedes thinks you can learn swordfighting out of books

Palamedes is dating two girls at the same time

Palamedes thinks that writing erotic novels is a good career move

Palamedes is an unfinished inbred who passed an examination

Palamedes talks to dead bodies