That sucks. You're going to look way grosser as a splattered fillet. Red's not your color.
[ She blows a raspberry to signal her displeasure with the general situation, propping her chin on top of his head with no measure of gentleness. She digs right into his skull like she's carving out a home for herself, then makes a sort of blegh when his hair gets in her mouth. It's immediately followed by an inconsolable noise of despair at the announcement of no television. No television means no video games.
This is a fate worse than death. ]
At least fighting killer plants sounds fun. This is just a box and torches and ominous writing. Not even the creative kind of edgy. They could have sprinkled blood around if they were going for 'creepy.' Some threat of all the mortals failing their Jigsaw traps would spice it up.
Did you learn anything from your sticks expertise that would help us get out of here, or are you just uncooperative and useless and a total limp noodle?
cw: gore mention
[ She blows a raspberry to signal her displeasure with the general situation, propping her chin on top of his head with no measure of gentleness. She digs right into his skull like she's carving out a home for herself, then makes a sort of blegh when his hair gets in her mouth. It's immediately followed by an inconsolable noise of despair at the announcement of no television. No television means no video games.
This is a fate worse than death. ]
At least fighting killer plants sounds fun. This is just a box and torches and ominous writing. Not even the creative kind of edgy. They could have sprinkled blood around if they were going for 'creepy.' Some threat of all the mortals failing their Jigsaw traps would spice it up.
Did you learn anything from your sticks expertise that would help us get out of here, or are you just uncooperative and useless and a total limp noodle?