That’s Master Warden Palamedes Encyclopedia Sextus to you.

[With a grimace--maybe she's not a friend of Alec's after all--Palamedes stands up from his chair and comes to stand directly in front of the girl who may actually be Alec. His gaze is scrutinizing, his lips pursed in an expression of what can only be called disappointment.]

Alec, I swear on the Emperor above, if you’ve found some poor newcomer to hijack, then I am going straight to Dax, and she will show no mercy. Stop it now.