She shields her eyes and he's not even naked. Something in him writhes with sudden panic: Abort! That is a teenage girl. You cannot take your clothes off with a teenage girl in the room. That would be weird and creepy behavior. Another follows this with: You will go to prison and die.

A more useful voice notes, far too late, This was not an appropriate conversational topic.

"I'm wearing clothes," he declares, and just to prove it, wraps a towel around his waist. Over the tassel-heavy cowboy pants. "I just need directions to the dick door. The male door. For men."