freshdill: Pickle Inspector ogles the viewer (Default)
Pickle Inspector ([personal profile] freshdill) wrote in [community profile] wellcome 2024-07-24 03:29 pm (UTC)

Re: Cowboy

PI waggles like a wet noodle in her grip. He did not, in fact, see how far he flew, only the ground as it rushed up to meet his face. Taking it all in now, it was in fact pretty impressive... more impressive perhaps than winning the bull in the first place!

Suddenly boastful, PI removes himself from the girl's grip and puffs out his chest. He dares her to beat his record. Nobody can fly as far and suffer as much blunt force trauma as the mighty Pickle Inspector!

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