This, Nicholas thinks, is it. Incontrovertible proof that whatever powers are behind this place have extra spite reserved for him, specifically. What did he do to deserve this? (Well, probably murder some people. But he's also probably dead, and he's not committing murder anymore, so maybe whatever it is could lighten up?)

He lets out a huff that's part sigh. "All it gave me was bubblegum shaped like cigarettes." With flour on them that you could blow off to 'smoke.'