[Does Ryan have the authority to crown a cat royalty? Absolutely not, but he's a couple drinks in so obviously this is her royal majesty goodest girl with bestest toe beans.
He laughs though, and shifts her just a little so he can raise one arm up for demonstration.]
I'm not that tall. I can't even touch the ceiling!
[He doesn't actually seem to feel bad about it though, and lowers his arm to support her again.]
Also, I'm not Jack - I'm Ryan! What's your name?
[You know, so he can give her an actual better title in his brain than her royal majesty goodest girl with bestest toe beans.]
no subject
[Does Ryan have the authority to crown a cat royalty? Absolutely not, but he's a couple drinks in so obviously this is her royal majesty goodest girl with bestest toe beans.
He laughs though, and shifts her just a little so he can raise one arm up for demonstration.]
I'm not that tall. I can't even touch the ceiling!
[He doesn't actually seem to feel bad about it though, and lowers his arm to support her again.]
Also, I'm not Jack - I'm Ryan! What's your name?
[You know, so he can give her an actual better title in his brain than her royal majesty goodest girl with bestest toe beans.]