[The hotel is quite literally visible from where they're standing. Wild west towns aren't exactly big places, so its extra sad to be looking for an escort right now...but then again, he's prone to getting distracted. Having someone with him will keep him from wandering off to stare at whatever cool thing he spotted in the distance.]

Yeeeep! You're like...you're basically an expert!

[This is indeed his fate, because Ryan certainly isn't going anywhere on his own. However, he does lean in conspiratorially and stage whisper like it's some big secret.]

Psssst. Psst. By the waaaaay were there any like. Any...big bugs? Like us-sized. People-size. When you were walk around...

[Good luck figuring out that one, Clark.]