[Alas, Kagari's the wrong type of nerdy for that particular reference. He gets an odd shiver of feeling that maybe someone he's forgotten would know what the other man meant, but the thought is discarded after a moment when he can't even get a name or a face to come into focus. He doesn't want his face to explode into blood too, after all.]

Man, I don't even know what 'Greek' means, let alone the rest of that stuff. But it's not like we've got anything better to go on, unless this is some kind of ... I dunno, social experiment or drug test or something.

[It doesn't sound any less plausible than the purgatory idea, anyway.]

You know what's extra weird? How those guys running the hotel don't even act like they're alive. They just say the same thing over and over again, like the NPCs from a video game. I bet we could set the damn lobby on fire and they'd still be all like, "We're so glad you chose to stay at the Staywell. Enjoy your stay!"