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Ryan Akagi ([personal profile] chickenchoicejudy) wrote in [community profile] wellcome 2023-02-13 01:04 am (UTC)

Nope. Guy who cleans up after the elephants has the worst circus job. Compared to that, being the Cannon Guy is the best thing ever.

[He's clearly not selling Min-Gi on it though, so he glances up at the ceiling and tries to think.]

It just seems like it'd be fun to fly through the air? I'd be like a bird or something.

[Then Min-Gi asks more about the internal circus structure and Ryan has no idea what he's talking about. If he's going to make up more stuff, he needs a swig of his drink.]

Weeeeell...there's two more steps in the middle. After you get good at juggling? You get to be the Ringleader. And like, you'd think that would be the top, right? But! But then you have to like...run everything, and that part sucks. So after that you move up toooo Lion Tamer. Then Acrobat, and then Cannon Guy.

[He playfully shrugs, like this isn't complete and total nonsense he just drunkenly made up off the top of his head.]

But hey, if I never make it to Cannon Guy? I'd be okay being an Acrobat.

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