[Vic really is big, his back's far too high up to just fling a leg over. His furry hide flickers and twitches like he's flybit and he nearly kicks Jono.]
What the hell, bro, I was gonna pick you up in my masculine arms!
[He cow-kicks the coughing chupacabra just as Jono gets himself pulled out of the way, a nasty little sideways lash that gets it to reel even if it's not as powerful as that backwards kick, and thrusting an arm back along his back to grab whatever clothing or anatomy falls under his big ham hand - he can tell the guy isn't balanced very well - he starts galloping with a heroic cry:]
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What the hell, bro, I was gonna pick you up in my masculine arms!
[He cow-kicks the coughing chupacabra just as Jono gets himself pulled out of the way, a nasty little sideways lash that gets it to reel even if it's not as powerful as that backwards kick, and thrusting an arm back along his back to grab whatever clothing or anatomy falls under his big ham hand - he can tell the guy isn't balanced very well - he starts galloping with a heroic cry:]
Don't touch my butt that's sensitive!