[This could not possibly have been less graceful an operation.]
~Well, I didn't know that, did I?~ [He probably should have asked. It would have actually been more dignified that scrabbling onto Vic's back and then being held in place like an errant toddler.]
~Why would I touch your butt?~ [He manages to sound completely affronted even as he clings like a barnacle to Vic's back. He also unwisely kicks at a chupacabra that's trying to sneak closer.]
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~Well, I didn't know that, did I?~ [He probably should have asked. It would have actually been more dignified that scrabbling onto Vic's back and then being held in place like an errant toddler.]
~Why would I touch your butt?~ [He manages to sound completely affronted even as he clings like a barnacle to Vic's back. He also unwisely kicks at a chupacabra that's trying to sneak closer.]
~Just go~