[The actual cowgirl would have a blast with the 80s Bowling Alley Chic Western Disaster. Athena, having the girl's attention, shifted the cloth just enough to see the small... Creature that was still attached. ]

I stepped out for a little air and got jumped,

[They explained rapidly, sugar and caffeine bolstering them in the haze of the midnight rave.]

It looks worse than it probably is. I don't feel much of it, and Cryptids-- they're fascinating, but I've got nothing.