[emerald is not a doctor, but if she tries to find one, it'll be too late. she yanks the blanket aside and grabs the chupacabra, then wraps her hands around either side of its body. and this tiny girl pulls as hard as her cowpoke arms and legs will let her. she hears the suction let up just enough to know that she won't have any long-lasting purchase doing it this way, and she stops pulling.]
How hard are your abs?
[go with her on this. she's already looking around for a piece of metal or wood or something.]
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[emerald is not a doctor, but if she tries to find one, it'll be too late. she yanks the blanket aside and grabs the chupacabra, then wraps her hands around either side of its body. and this tiny girl pulls as hard as her cowpoke arms and legs will let her. she hears the suction let up just enough to know that she won't have any long-lasting purchase doing it this way, and she stops pulling.]
How hard are your abs?
[go with her on this. she's already looking around for a piece of metal or wood or something.]