[Whew! His secret is safe. But he guesses that means being stuck taking this dude in himself and not relying on the Power Of Caffeine. That's fine, he guesses? Vic doesn't have anywhere special to go.]

Enh, nah, I can't do stairs. Or like... I could probably go up them if they're not too narrow or weak, but down, down feels like a bad idea.

[Can't see his back hooves, and he's a bit clumsy anyway. When it comes to something like porch steps, Vic just bypasses those and hops over them directly to or from the ground.]

So I'm on the ground floor where I don't bust too much from being too swole.

[He flexes to demonstrate what he means. Yes. Manly.]