I think I'd honestly prefer fires and geese.

[Irritated now, he spears himself another piece of pie to chomp on. If he was going to be irritable, he may as well give himself a reason to be. Especially with Jaune's declaration.]

You're like the rest of us, Jaune-Probably, Speaker for the Pies.

Welcome to Staywell, where none of us can leave-- even if we die.