OH GOOD THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF US ON THAT FRONT!

[Why are they still screaming?]

[Darin does his best to help clear away whatever bark he can and finally speaks in a normal tone. Which, still, is kind of loud. He's a boisterous guy.]

Okay, so maybe we can start off with introductions? My name's Darin and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that you weren't here yesterday.