[A gym bro centaur. Even if he could remember all the weird shit he's seen, this would be a new one on Jono.
Like the totally awesome winner he is, Jono gives Vic a quick thumbs up when he's saved by that honestly impressive kick. He moves closer, being very sure not to be on the kicking end.]
~I think you're absolutely right.~
[He grabs hold of Vic and swings gracefully up onto his back... in his mind. In reality he's never ridden a horse in his life, so he sort of stares and awkwardly tries to clamber up. One of the chupacabras takes this opportunity to dart forward and take a bite at his calf. Luckily, Jono manages to haul himself up onto Vic's back - backwards - before the creature can do more than get a quick bite in. It hurts (in a dim sort of way) but it's not serious.
The chupacabra, for its part, hacks for a moment and then lunges for Vic instead. Apparently the centaur is much tastier.]
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Like the totally awesome winner he is, Jono gives Vic a quick thumbs up when he's saved by that honestly impressive kick. He moves closer, being very sure not to be on the kicking end.]
~I think you're absolutely right.~
[He grabs hold of Vic and swings gracefully up onto his back... in his mind. In reality he's never ridden a horse in his life, so he sort of stares and awkwardly tries to clamber up. One of the chupacabras takes this opportunity to dart forward and take a bite at his calf. Luckily, Jono manages to haul himself up onto Vic's back - backwards - before the creature can do more than get a quick bite in. It hurts (in a dim sort of way) but it's not serious.
The chupacabra, for its part, hacks for a moment and then lunges for Vic instead. Apparently the centaur is much tastier.]