I'm pretty sure the hotel has food. Besides, of course I have money, I have my wallet right -

[He's reaching for the pocket of his jeans when he suddenly recalls that, wait, no, actually he checked earlier, and he does not have his wallet.]

Right. Never mind that. The pie is free anyway, and they said anything else just gets charged to our rooms. Some kind of promotion, I guess. Maybe they're hoping if you get the pie, you'll get something else too.

[That makes more sense than an attempt at poisoning all the town's visitors, doesn't it?]