1. These are all amazing stories and even as I think Loki suspects they are at least somewhat doctored for entertainment value and specifically to make John look good, I think it all just makes Loki like John more lmfao HE LIKES A GOOD STORY, Y'KNOW.............

2. Jaw dropping horrified look what it just goes around snatching people maybe I need to use John as a warning system or learn his weird magic oh no