Handwaved CR meme

[wellie]

HANDWAVED CR MEME

We're all settling in just right to the new, improved Wellstone. But what is your character up to outside of the horrors? How do they persist? Use this form to brainstorm how you're characters have been vibing on the day-to-day!

<B>Player Name:</b> <B>Player Pronouns:</b> <b>Player Contact:</b> <user name=PLURKNAME site=plurk.com> or other <B>Character Name:</b> <B>Where they hang out:</b> Are they a parlor guy or a diner girlie? What gendered changing room do they gravitate toward at the baths? <B>Activities they often do:</b> Do they wake at the crack of dawn to do a cute little run? Do they prefer to inventory the general store on the daily? <B>What they're like at mealtimes:</b> Can you talk to them before they've had their coffee? Do they make horrific food based choices? <b>What their current vibe is:</b> Are they happy? Sad? Are you tormenting them with an awful, drawn out character arc? <b>What CR are you interested in:</b> Low-key pals? Sparring buddies? Do they have a passive aggressive post-it based relationship? <b>Anything else?</b> Place your shitposts right here!

Comments

[necrolord]

1. Hell yeah, I just did my thread tracker so I have these at hand. He'd definitely talk about:

• the saloon used to have a mechanical bull and it absolutely kicked his ass (he met many of his friends when they either showed him up or scraped him off the floor)
  
• they were all forced to attend a shitty party out in the desert (nothing to eat or drink except hallucinatory cactus juice) (he'd avoid the fact that Dax had a bad reaction to cactus juice and, while trying to heal her from that, he maybe killed her)
  
• there was a similarly compulsory shitty pool party where the pool was empty of water but full of confetti (John got thrown in Pool Jail for breaking some of the arbitrary rools)
  
• people sometimes get buried alive after a visit to the tentacle pit (John got one of his friends out but it rattled them both)
  
• last cycle, all the taps started flowing with blood instead of water, so he learned to draw water from that blood (this made him very useful but kinda freaked everyone out)
  
• he really sucked at getting a sword, it took him 5 failures before a success: 1. the torture tentacles came out of the ground to get him again, 2. the grove pelted him with rocks, 3. the grove tangled him with vines, 4. the grove just started screaming, 5. the grove became covered in eyes and started crying tears of blood. Then he got the coolest, gothest sword you've ever seen. (He would dodge the question of why the fuck he kept trying.)

2. John would helpfully inform him that the tentacle pit can snatch people anywhere at any time, and he can't feel its presence right now, so they might as well fuck around.

[shiftedshape]

1. These are all amazing stories and even as I think Loki suspects they are at least somewhat doctored for entertainment value and specifically to make John look good, I think it all just makes Loki like John more lmfao HE LIKES A GOOD STORY, Y'KNOW.............

2. Jaw dropping horrified look what it just goes around snatching people maybe I need to use John as a warning system or learn his weird magic oh no