Handwaved CR meme

[wellie]

HANDWAVED CR MEME

We're all settling in just right to the new, improved Wellstone. But what is your character up to outside of the horrors? How do they persist? Use this form to brainstorm how you're characters have been vibing on the day-to-day!

<B>Player Name:</b> <B>Player Pronouns:</b> <b>Player Contact:</b> <user name=PLURKNAME site=plurk.com> or other <B>Character Name:</b> <B>Where they hang out:</b> Are they a parlor guy or a diner girlie? What gendered changing room do they gravitate toward at the baths? <B>Activities they often do:</b> Do they wake at the crack of dawn to do a cute little run? Do they prefer to inventory the general store on the daily? <B>What they're like at mealtimes:</b> Can you talk to them before they've had their coffee? Do they make horrific food based choices? <b>What their current vibe is:</b> Are they happy? Sad? Are you tormenting them with an awful, drawn out character arc? <b>What CR are you interested in:</b> Low-key pals? Sparring buddies? Do they have a passive aggressive post-it based relationship? <b>Anything else?</b> Place your shitposts right here!

Comments

[necrolord]

- John enables the food crimes which he thinks are charming and delightful in a horrifying kind of way

- he drops into a seat across from Flynn with a cup of tea, or waves him over to ask for the perimeter-check status update, whenever he's looking for a pleasant distraction

- absolutely watches him do his sword training, it scratches some wistful itch in his brain. starts summoning training dummies from tree bark as a way to flex his new magic. (sometimes the sap runs dark and coppery but that's John's bad, he's working on it)

- thinks about offering skeletons as training fodder. doesn't offer. worried about how Flynn might look at him if he did.

- two guys chilling in a hot tub 5 ft apart because otherwise Yuri WILL know (John wants to pet him but now he's hyperaware)

[thinkfirst]

dskfjs I love all of this

Flynn reports on the perimeter with all the military seriousness befitting a Knight Captain, which by now he has certainly told John that he is

and frankly he's thrilled about the training dummies, especially because he keeps breaking them and feels bad about that, and they splinter fascinatingly even though the sap takes forever to clean off his sword (that's what he gets for using a wooden one!!!)

I think he also probably brings John bits of bone he finds in the woods like a particularly motivated golden retriever, partially to ask what this is a piece of and whether it wants to be a whole skeleton again??

[necrolord]

oh NO.... Flynn almost singlehandedly keeping John's skeleton pet collection growing. Flynn can help him name them

[thinkfirst]

oh good I hope he's ready for names as creative as "Boney" and "Mr. Bones Oh Wait Maybe It's a Girl Wolf What about Miss Bones" and "Horse"

[necrolord]

ALL OF THESE ARE APPROVED John happily cycles from Mr Bones to Miss Bones to Mx Bones to Admiral Bones and just keeps running thru titles